X ~Jokes

X ~Jokes

1)Sex is math:
Add 2 bodies,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs and multiply!!!

2) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our
neighbor's son has
a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!

3) A couple recently married was happy with the whole
He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the

4) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex?
2% eat.
3% smoke cigarettes.
4% take shower.
5% go to sleep.
86% get up and go back home to their wives.

5) What is a KISS?
It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that
will lead to further PENETRATION with fast
build next GENERATION.

6) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are

7)  Women top 5 lies:
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage.
1. I am coming I am coming!!!

8)  Why is your dick better than a credit card?
1. Once spent it it recharges itself.
2. It is accepted worldwide.
3. You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.

9)  A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You
want to play magic?
She says: What is that?
He says: We go Home, Fuck, and then you disappear.

10) What is the closest thing to a woman period?
Your SALARY...It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5
days, and if
it doesn't come, you are FUCKED!!!